Today the US government eliminated the Fordow and Isfahan facilities in Iran where—deep underground—sandwiching validators were operating Solana nodes in secret. When the Trump administration reached out for assistance locating these validators I immediately curled their IP addresses and sent the (lat,lon) directly to the pentagon through my private line powered by DoubleZero. The information was quickly ingested into internal pentagon servers using XDP at line rate. Representatives from the Anza Invalidator team special operations division within the pentagon acted immediately on the information and deployed four B2 bombers carrying bunker buster munitions to the region. The sandwiching validators have been reduced to ash and their leader slots are lying dormant. Thanks to the members of the Anza invalidator team who risked their lives to carry out this mission. God bless America, God bless Solana, and may your transactions always be fast and cheap. Good night.