Your plan for @berachain is to ape in, get rugged, and cry in Discord. Henlo, fren. You’re not a player. You’re the bait. Ooga booga smooth brain. You're about to be food for the real Beras who understand Proof of Liquidity and Bitcoin Restaking. This is your final warning. Ooga booga. 🧵👇 Your smooth brain strategy: Bridge a dead asset, chase some $BGT, and pray you’re not exit liquidity. That’s not a strategy. It’s a donation. Proof of Liquidity isn't a community hugbox; it's a war for BGT emissions, and protocols won't bribe for your useless stables. You don't bring a knife to a gunfight. You bring a nuke. $uniBTC is that nuke. It’s not just $BTC. It’s a productive asset, already earning native yield from @babylon_chain before it even touches the Bera ecosystem. This makes it god-tier collateral. The asset protocols will bleed for. KODIAK ALPHA: @KodiakFi isn't a DEX; it's Berachain's main liquidity hub meant for BGT bribe wars. To win, Kodiak needs deep, sticky liquidity. Your mercenary stables are not sticky. uniBTC, with its own base yield, is. This means Kodiak has to funnel massive incentives to uniBTC "Islands" to win. You're not just farming; you're on the winning side of the economic war. DOLOMITE ALPHA: This is the cheat code. @dolomite_io's "virtual liquidity" lets you use uniBTC as collateral without turning off its base Babylon yield. The play is simple: 1️⃣ Deposit your yield-bearing uniBTC. 2️⃣ Borrow interest-free $HONEY against it. 3️⃣ Your collateral is literally paying for your loan while you sleep. Now, the giga-bera loop 99% of you will miss: 1️⃣ Deposit uniBTC on Dolomite (base yield is still on). 2️⃣ Borrow $HONEY against it. 3️⃣ Take that $HONEY, pair it with more uniBTC, and LP in a Kodiak Island vault. 4️⃣ Farm insane BGT rewards from the bribe war you're now fueling. 5️⃣ Delegate your BGT to validators boosting your Kodiak pool. It's a self-fueling money printer. Your arsenal doesn't stop there. The entire ecosystem becomes your playground. @pendle_fi / @Penpiexyz_io / @Equilibriafi: Chop up your uniBTC yield and sell it to degens. @beraborrow: Access more leverage. @satlayer: Tap into the next recursive layer of restaking rewards. This is how you build an empire, not just a farm. Let's compare: 🅰️ Your "ooga booga" plan (ngmi): - Earn BGT. 🅱️ The giga-bera uniBTC plan (chad): - Base BTC Yield (Babylon). - BGT Yield (from winning the PoL bribe war on Kodiak). - Trading Fees (Kodiak). - Leverage Yield (Dolomite). - Airdrop Yield (Bedrock Diamonds). You are fighting for scraps. We are capturing the entire value chain. Mainnet will be a graveyard for tourists who showed up with a bag of stables and a head full of hopium. Berachain is a sophisticated economic engine. Stop being a cog in the machine. It's time to become the operator. Stop being the honey. Start owning the pot. This is your final warning before you become exit liquidity. Mint & Bridge the only asset that matters. 👉