Back in the day, even cheating in DNF didn’t earn this much! @vooi_io let me experience the thrill of DeFi lightning-fast arbitrage. Brothers, I’m feeling it! A 30-year-old veteran is playing cross-chain trading and actually found the excitement of grinding through the Abyss for epic drops all night long! Previously using other aggregators: ▶️ Slippage as big as being ripped off by black market dealers ▶️ Gas fees as expensive as Shenzhen rent ▶️ Cross-chain transactions as slow as waiting for the planner to send +12 vouchers Now using @vooi_io: ⚡️ Cross-chain speed comparable to [Instant Teleportation Potion] ⚡️ Zero Gas feels better than [Unlimited Fatigue Potion] ⚡️ Price optimization feels like using [Auto Loot Hack] The craziest part is that last night while sitting on the throne, I casually did an ETH→ARB→SOL triangular arbitrage on my phone, and after wiping, I found I made enough for a takeout meal… My wife thought I was trading stocks in the bathroom! Real experience report: 1) The level of operation is as brainless as [One-Click Combo] Even my dad, who only knows how to save in fixed deposits, could learn it in 3 minutes (last time he asked if USDT was made by Tencent) 2) The saved Gas can really buy a year’s worth of sets This month I saved 0.5 ETH in fees, directly filling my DNF alt account with 10 sets of Spring Festival gifts 3) But it’s really easy to get carried away Last week I couldn’t sleep at midnight, lying down using VOOI V2 to trade 5 stablecoin hedges, couldn’t stop even more than grinding the Abyss… Blood and tears advice: ⚠️ No matter how high the returns, don’t go all in (don’t ask me how I know) ⚠️ For large transactions, remember to split orders (unless you want to experience the heartbeat of [Reinforced Fragmented Equipment]) ⚠️ Set a stop-loss line (unless you miss the feeling of [Being Attacked by Goblins]) Now the happiest moment of my day: Watching group friends still complaining about congestion on the chain While I’ve already used the saved Gas money to buy 10 Magic Shards (you know what I mean) #Vooi #VOOI #CookieSnaps @vooi_io