"Are you finally awake?" "It's now a regular afternoon on August 1, 2029." A digital anchor with a sweet smile is reporting the news about resurrecting the woolly mammoth in your ear. You pull out your phone and see that your girlfriend has submitted a marriage application on the Aidingbao mini-program, and you sigh as you check the agreement—it's been just 37 hours since your last divorce. The unpredictability of love and family exhausts you, while the fluctuations of the capital market exude an irresistible allure. You close the mini-program, feeling a bit lost. Until a series of urgent rings pulls you back to reality. You instinctively open the UniversalX Pro Max V27—it's your limit order that has successfully executed, multiplying your investment. You watch your balance skyrocket, and the sound of real-time cashback notifications fills your ears, making your temples throb like they might explode: "Stop earning... stop earning... my philosophical dreams... choked by this damn money!" A friend suddenly calls, excitedly urging you to check the latest leaderboard for the UX diamond season—you've topped it again with this trade! At the price of $1.08 million per $PARTI, the next airdrop will make your total wealth surpass Sun Yuchen, making you the richest person in blockchain! Your vision goes dark. You remember that moment in the basement of the old library on the East Campus, after a heated debate about Nietzsche, when you turned and held her hand. Donating 100 libraries in her name won't bring back those days—those days of staring at the fire in the cave.